Thailand Catch Phrases

Before going to Thailand, I was ignorant ofis poorer relative to the tourists that it hosts. This
Indochinese in the same way that I found manyis true all over the world and Thailand is no
Americans to be ignorant of any essentialexception.
differences between the Japanese and Chinese. IWhat I suppose I loved most about the Thais
guess I too thought of Indochinese as some sortwas there lack of formality, their honesty, happy
of variant of Chinese. I was in for quite a surpriselaughter, and nonchalance. Mai pen rai may now be
when I arrived in Bangkok in 1986 and though Ia cliche Thaiism, but I remember a distinct never
found lots of East Asian trappings I realized verymind attitude when I was there. And I remember
quickly that Thai culture was completely differentthat between strangers Thais were more than
from the East Asian culture I had been used to.willing to construct a relationship ad hoc. I
And it's not that the fact of this difference tookremember the time that I walked into a drug
me by surprise really; it's more that I had no cluestore to buy some prickly heat powder, and the
as to what Thai culture was and it was a wholelady pointed at my face, laughed, and said, You
new world to me, replete with wonders, friendlyno shave (I hadn't). I remember the boarding
people, scammers, and mean-looking soldiers.school high school boy on the overnight bus who
I want to dispense with the rip-off artists rightfell asleep on my chest like I was his brother or
off the bat. Thailand seems to have more than itssomething (what was I to do, push him off?). And
fair share of them even now, as the nationI remember the pretty lady at the boat ticket
grows more prosperous. But to be fair, it seemedoffice who looked me squarely in the face, smiled,
like there were less scammers when I was thereand said, You're good looking man (she wasn't
in the mid-eighties, although Thailand was a muchflirting, just observing). In a similar vein, I
poorer country than it is now. Maybe they wereremember an attractive vegetable market girl
just unaware that tourists mean lots of money. Insuddenly grabbing my arm, saying, You buy. No
any case scammers are prolific in any nation thatmeaning to it, just high pressure sales Thai style.